Well, 

I’m gonna die alone with my turtle…

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Put a name in my ask and I'll tell you how they're listed in my phone. 

OOC: GAH. 

Impromptu family vacation = no internet access for me. FML.

Just wanted to let you guys know I’ll be gone a few days.

TMI Tuesday! 

ask-quarters:

zoeticzoey:


  1. Do you remember your first time?
  2. If you could change your first, would you?
  3. Favorite Position?
  4. Foreplay or Roleplay?
  5. Rough or sensual?
  6. Have you ever had a one night stand?
  7. Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
  8. Do you like kissing during sex?
  9. Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
  10. Do you moan?
  11. Do you like to talk dirty?
  12. Do you like to have your hair pulled?
  13. Do you like to be spanked?
  14. How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
  15. Could you live without sex?
  16. Do you like oral sex?
  17. How many times have you had sex in one day?
  18. Have you ever had a 3-some?
  19. Have you ever been caught in the act?
  20. What’s your biggest turn on?
  21. Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
  22. Are you still gonna have sex when you’re 70?
  23. Have you ever used toys during sex?
  24. Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
  25. Have you ever been tied up during sex?
  26. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
  27. Can you remember who gave you the worst?
  28. Ever been with someone you regret?
  29. Are you a scratcher?
  30. Do you like to be on top?
  31. When is the best time of day to have sex?
  32. When was the last time you had sex?
  33. Where was the last place you had sex?
  34. Do you remember who it was with?
  35. Was it with a person you love?
  36. How long did it last?
  37. Did you enjoy it?
  38. Do you regret having sex with this person?

Happy Valentine's Day, Addy. Expect chocolates soon, they'll be from me.

Aw, thanks love <3 I sent you some candy hearts with some…well, special messages. Enjoy the candy and a laugh, haha.

aseaofquotes:

Carrie Ryan, The Dead-Tossed Waves

aseaofquotes:

Carrie Ryan, The Dead-Tossed Waves

Anonymous:
You are beautiful and I love you. Never forget that. Happy Valentine's Day.

Who…?

….thank you :)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Tomorrow will hurt my head,

Fuck you.

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